My dad has 6 siblings. They each are married have at least 2 kids. And some of my cousins have kids of their own. And then my moms parents. All together, its about 40 people. Our house is biggest of all of them (my dad is a total nerd but has a great job and ergo is somewhat rich and Im spoiled). So OF COURSE we have everybody at our house for Turkey Day. Only about 35 came though. Still. We had JUST BARELY enough plates. If Taylar was old enough to use a real plate, we wouldnt have enough. Literally. And we could just barely fit everyone in too, even with our 2 new tables.
But what do I care?
My cousins and spent most of the time in the basement. We played Super Smash Bros Melee on the gamecube. I won EVERY GAME. Except that time when they started without me and beat me up and I wasn't able to defend myself. And about 3 sudden death games. But still. We played about literally 50 games. And everyone of my cousins played at least once.
Usually we have enough leftovers to last a week afterwards. But we only have turkey and my moms meat stuffing. And pie. OH MY FUCKIN GOD THAT CINNAMON APPLE PIE WAS HORRIBLY DELICIOUS YESTERDAY. WHOEVER BROUGHT IT, YOU ARE FUCKIN AWESOME. I beleive it was my Aunt Carol.
Anything else? No? Good.
NO WAIT. I'm trying to decide whether I want to change the music to Amerika by Rammstein, Du Hast by Rammstein, or an Offspring song. I know nobody reads this, but if someone does, I need an opinion.
I stayed up till about 2 am last night with my brother. We were playing Ping Pong and and listening to Rammstein.
Ive eaten about 7 lollipops now. Sugar should kick in soon. Bye now.
0 ,000 comments.